No offense, Kenny, but...

Amanda, is your username SERIOUSLY Kenny's Woman?????

Did you do that on purpose to make my eyebrows first go up, then come together in the middle?? Cuz that is what they are doing.

All I'm saying is that, you know, he doesn't own you, and though we often use that phrasing in a way that doesn't necessarily indicate true ownership, it still shouldn't be the main thing about your identity that you want to project. Your identity should be about you, not someone else.

So, I know, you are going to tell me it was just a joke. But I wanted to go ahead and get my objection in. On principle.