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Ok men, I have changed the settings so that only the five of us can comment. Now you won't have to wade through clumsily disguised advertisements to get to the real substance (of course, someone actually has to make a good comment before there is substance to reach...)
Anyway, I thought you would all like to know that the blood tests confirmed the horrible suspicion that I do indeed have mononucleosis. I know you have all been waiting on tenterhooks to hear the news. Your anguish is probably at this moment very great - I know you are all very empathetic people. If it will help you to assuage your grief, I will be accepting presents (or even just cheerful letters!) at the following address:
Edited because I realized it might not be the most superb idea to have my address posted on the internet... I am sure you have all written it down by now anyway!
Gifts of money will also be acceptable. Alright, now, despite my weakened condition, I must get back to my work... there is no rest for the weary!